cold and onions

christ, it stinks like onions in here.

oh god.

we need some sort of door to block the kitchen and the living room and well, everywhere else.

that and it would probably help if we could turn on the fans to blow away the bloody smell.

no, says my mom.

and bitches at me when i do turn on the fans. it stinks! horridly so!

to top it off, she says it isn't that bad. the stench of the onions has only smothered the entire house.

waste of electricity, says my mom.

and it only feels like 46 degrees celcius outside and probably hotter in my gram's old house.

help!

i melting into onion sause.

can't be too good for my cold.

silly ducks

mr olegie s is still wishing me happy bifmadays.

silly ducks!

goose's birthday for three days now.

what sillyness!

(ps. big cows performed wonderfully on my birthday. lovely dance mr big moo and mr big poos! small cows sang wondiefully, too--although a bit offkey. silly cows!)

olegie is wonderful

olegie is wonderful.

and i love the silly ducks.

meows poor ms goosejuice

goose wants the cows

goose needs the cows to study

and now goose can't study

poor goose

lily has an ipod nano...do you?

lilycakes has an ipod nano.

meow meow.

lilycakes is tres happy about it.

lilycakes says thank you mr duckmuck

pouty goose

meow meows

silly lily has been listening to mr poo all day. mr poo had told lily not to do her homeworky and lily was a good girl, so she obeyed.

both mr moo and mr poo told lily that her tummy would feel very yummymummy if she ate some chippie-os, rice krispies, and some cookie-os. again, lily was a good girl and obeyed mr moo and mr poo.

shame on lily. lily had been listening to her silly cows again.

lily has been avoiding her homework all day.

and now she has to do it.

shame shame shame.

lily is sorries now.

poos

lilycakes is enjoying her summer wonderfully with zee mr oleg s.

lily only wishes there was more time in the summer for more things to do. most of spare time is with mr olegie. because mr olegie is important. lily wants more time for more stuff and more people. lily no likey.

but silly lily is working everyday so poosies for lily.

mrmoo and mrpoo do not approve of the all-the-time-tired lily.

mrmoo and mrpoo wants lilycakes to have more mooandpoo-style fun.

lilycakes knows. but lilycakes needs money for lilycakes stupidsmellybelly uft in september.

smellybelly, indeed.

ladadadee...

leila's a fucking moron. and a bitch.

bringing a whole tirade of fucking azn homies in front of house late at night with my aunt home.

and my mom not home.

and telling me i'm bitchy.

well, leila. it's time you have a taste of your own bloody medicine.

you're a fuckturd.